Pirates!

Fox 35 has a story about a fella who was shot in the ass and was able to easily identify his assailant who happened to be an eighteen year old with a peg leg. Remember kids, if you have some sort of distinguishing feature like, oh I don't know, let's say a peg leg, SHOOT TO KILL! Maybe the fact that the poor boy only has one leg will make it harder to sodomize him in prison.